One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.
"To be honest [drumming] just came natural to me. I never had any lessons. I had some drumsticks and a book and I taught myself from it. - Matt Helders
[tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything
are you ever just VIOLENTLY REMINDED OF HOW MUCH YOU LOVE A CHARACTER
Secret Avengers #05
liebgott resting on webster’s bed (◠‿◠✿)
currently watching: justified s5
currently reading: on the road by jack kerouac